The Right To Bare Arms

  

The weather is hot. Batman and Robin have retreated to the Bat-cave to discuss the issue that is affecting the superhero community at the moment.

“Holy Spandex Batman! You’re trying to take away my right to bare arms” Robin exclaimed.

“Now Robin… long sleeve spandex complements the uniform tremendously” Batman said smoothly.

“Well golly gee Batman it's got to be 100 degrees outside” Robin said worried.

“It may be a tad warmer but it’s much more aero dynamic.”

“Jumping Jelly fish Batman, I don’t think you realize what you’re taking away.”

“And what is that Robin?”

“A chance to see this gun show!” Robin flexed his arms in several different poses. “I should have a permit for these, because they are scary dangerous.

“Robin I don’t think you’re taking this seriously.” Robins smile faded. “The superhero community said this issue must be resolve in each superhero team, within 0700 hours or else they’ll take matters into their own hands.” Batman’s voice was stern.

“Well gosh Batman, when you put it that way…” Robin’s eyes dropped to the floor.

“No fear Robin we’ll come up with something” Batman assured. He put his hands on his hips in a very dramatic way and looked up to the sky to think. Robin mimicked Batman’s pose and also started to think.

“Holy Loophole Batman! What exactly was the direction from headquarters?”

“They said that each superhero team was responsible for determining their right to bare arms.”

“THAT’S IT!”

“Spit it out Robin!”

“We decide our right so….”

“Yes?”

“What If one of us uses their right to bare arms and the other keeps their right to clothed arms?”

“That’s so simple it just might work!”

“To the closet!”